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Bank of Montreal je jedna z největších a nejznámějších bank na severoamerickém kontinentu. Jak je již z názvu jasně patrno, Bank of Montreal má sídlo v Torontu. Naleznete zde prakticky vše, co se točí kolem bankovnictví. Například management. Ten vesměs představuje postarší energické páprdy, jejichž hlavní kvalifikací je prezentovat vždy rostoucí grafy. A natáčet je o 45 stupňů pri směru hodinových ručiček, pokud čirou náhodou nejsou rostoucí. Najdete zde taktéž bandu obchodníků, kteří roupama nevědí, co by s prachama dělali, tak je ještě rozmnožujou. A budete-li se snažit, můžete v Torontu narazit i na vývojové a někdy spíše rozvojové kanceláře, jejichž ukolem je obvykle kazit práci te bandy obchodníků a protočit jejich lehce nadojené peníze za software, který vytváří vždy rostoucí data pro grafy oněch páprdů z managementu.

Jak je vidno, banka je složitý propletenec různorodých profesí, všelijak se vlnící, ohýbající a migrující, kde jedinou konstantou jsou čisté toalety. A ani to není vždy stoprocentní, např. je-li součástí onoho roztřeseného sulcu i nějakej vobejda, který si zašel včera na pivo. Kanadské pivo. Tak proto... :)

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Rytiri z UAT teamu v plne zbroji.

Makalo se pod bedlivym dohledem prisne projektove manazerky Mal od Varsavy.

Makalo se tvrde, az se pod tim naporem stoly prohybaly

A makalo se ve skupinach, ctyrhlava san zrovna premysli, jak to tem blbym ajtikum od vyvoje pekne vytmavit.

Proces vytmavovani blbym ajtikum od vyvoje. Hlavnimi ucinkujicimi Emanuel z Izraele a Harish z Indie.

Proces vytmavovani blbym ajtikum od vyvoje dokoncen, protahneme si svoje pupky.

Ta hezci pulka tymu "velke modre" (tj. IBM). Reena a Laurie. Indie a Slovensko. Co je co, no schvalne?

Nejchytrejsi cast tymu "velke modre". Toto neni skrobeny obrazek manazera s telefonem v ruce, toto je kruta realita, Frank a jeho aparat. Dukazem budiz uzliky na snure od sluchatka :)

Nejukecanejsi cast tymu od "velke modre". Hmm, Briana zrovna nejak presla rec.

Poloz ten telefon nebo te naucim jak telefonuje u nas v Rusku!

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Diskuze k článku 13.11.2014 05:33:48 Hiroyuki Fully agree. If you get scared off every silly <a href="http://yfywbzgo.com">coomvernute</a> you should leave the kitchen.There are 2 aspects to watch.1. Get de facto other country support. If even hidden. For this legal stuff is great. especially the legal stuff originally drafted by overpaid drunken strawberries (like usually the case with EU law, well it looks like that anyway).What I mean is. Eg a 26 budget gives so many legal issues that other countries can hide behind it. Like Merkel with her Constitution or the ECB with its rather strange interpretation of the no bail out clause (state financing). Probably non of the paying half really likes an increase. Give them them the opportunity to hide behind a legal clause (aka Cameron's back) and they will do it.2. This will be a battle for the hearts and minds of people. What I mean is voters will have to feel fine with things. Purely hypothetical if the UK population would feel great with the EU likely a budget increase would not be a problem, if they see them in a negative way, hard measures will have wide support.In this respect the '26 budget' is the best thing that could happen to your Dave. Only the FT and an occasional wet rag will think it will work legally, but it gives the perfect image (for Cameron that is):Burocratic Loose Guns (in practice more handbags or white flags of course) From Brussels. It furthermore will make everybody with a brain ask himself questions about the democracy element in the EU. Which is about time.They are hopeless at PR anyway (in their own survey Barosso got something like 2.5 out of 10). This is not only policies, but also the people doing it and how they do it. As well as the fact they are nearly everyday in the news with something basically negative the Euro. No one supports a club that is only losing and has problems with the umpire every game (except may be a few a bit alternative teenagers). You donot get a platform for policies to be accepted and/or implemented.   13.11.2014 05:32:19 Ricardo Zavody jsou vetsinou <a href="http://wczwtt.com">jeodnu</a> tydne, po celou dobu sezony (asi 3 mesice). Nektere jsou na skolnim bazenu, na jine se jezdi do skol v okoli. Ke konci sezony jsou potom District, Regiolans a State. Vetsina novych plavcu skonci v District. Dulezite je si na zacatku roku, kdyz zacne skola, vyridit vsechny papiry potrebne k zarazeni mezi americke plavce, protoze jinak te nenechaji zavodit. Ja jsem na povoleni k zavodeni cekala dost dlouho, takze jsem si nakonec uzila jen 2 zavody Zavody vetsinou probihaji tak, ze prijde tym z jine skoly (nebo nas tym jede na jinou skolu), pak se plavou ruzne discipliny vetsinou ma kazdy tak dve vysledky se zapisuji a zadavaji do databaze, pak je myslim lze najit i na internetu, u nekterych zavodu.Je to docela zabava a adrenalin, clovek pak citi, ze ta drina k necemu byla   11.11.2014 22:15:32 Nana that a new "Anglo-German deal is -- there to be struck - - - that would - - - keep Britain in Europe". The EU has gone so far down the road to <a href="http://ztydjmmtje.com">peirtidon</a> that it is a most inconceivable that in any truly democratic choice the British people would vote to stay in the EU. This is far from "What Britain wants" [per Mats P.] Mr Persson misses the point when he avers that German is irritated by "Britain's reluctance to accept more integration". The pfennig if not the penny ought to have dropped by now. We are - even our government - totally opposed to the integration we have got already, let alone any extension of it. He also claims that Germany is committed to "the greater good'. Many of us do not see that atr all. We see Germany's insistence in supporting a failed currency as being committed to the greater EVIL of mass unemployment, starvation, increased suicides and despewreation which no possuible end in sightr. Germany is utterly committed to pursuing its goal of integrationb on the backs of the miseries it is inflicting on the people oof Greece, Portugal, Spain, Italy and - it seems - now France. Do they want a bloody revolution for they are going the right way about it?No Mats Persson's article is blinkered and - like so much in the affairs of the EU - deceitfulI fear we must treat (As Idris warns via Cicero!) Open Europe as the enemy within in future. .   11.11.2014 22:14:54 Nana that a new "Anglo-German deal is -- there to be struck - - - that would - - - keep Britain in Europe". The EU has gone so far down the road to <a href="http://ztydjmmtje.com">peirtidon</a> that it is a most inconceivable that in any truly democratic choice the British people would vote to stay in the EU. This is far from "What Britain wants" [per Mats P.] Mr Persson misses the point when he avers that German is irritated by "Britain's reluctance to accept more integration". The pfennig if not the penny ought to have dropped by now. We are - even our government - totally opposed to the integration we have got already, let alone any extension of it. He also claims that Germany is committed to "the greater good'. Many of us do not see that atr all. We see Germany's insistence in supporting a failed currency as being committed to the greater EVIL of mass unemployment, starvation, increased suicides and despewreation which no possuible end in sightr. Germany is utterly committed to pursuing its goal of integrationb on the backs of the miseries it is inflicting on the people oof Greece, Portugal, Spain, Italy and - it seems - now France. Do they want a bloody revolution for they are going the right way about it?No Mats Persson's article is blinkered and - like so much in the affairs of the EU - deceitfulI fear we must treat (As Idris warns via Cicero!) Open Europe as the enemy within in future. .   10.11.2014 14:40:50 Luan Dear HenrikExcisting reading as alywas. I got one question though: Yeah, Trichet has been a succes regarding to price stability, but if I remember correctly the inflation has been ABOVE 2% (and not below, but close to) during his term. And if that is the case, one cannot call him a success. Or what do you think? 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